nayx:

triplechocolatemeltdown:

nayx:

temporary death would be cool, like sleep but way more hardcore

comma

semicolon

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internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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droescha:

Roses are white

nightlock is blue

it’s called Catching Fire

not Hunger Games 2

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